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movie_rumors_allen_cruz_stalloneDistribution rights to the untitled sex change romance in which Sylvester Stallone undergoes a transgender operation and becomes Penelope Cruz (still voiced by Stallone) so that he can date Woody Allen have been picked up by Paramount.

“When my character finds out that his lady friend used to be Sylvester Stallone, he feels betrayed,” explained Allen at a press conference. “But by that time he’s already addicted to her baps.”

“His baps,” corrected Stallone.

“We’re thinking of calling it The Expendaballs,” Allen quipped.

And Stallone broke Allen’s nose.

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